Here's the catch: this is by no means a 'one man job'. Therefore he has to recruit the entire family to get up at the crack of dawn and drive to the location and submit themselves to heat stroke, extensive sweating, and eventually being covered in goose poop, blood, and feathers. Why wouldn't we gladly volunteer?!?
The process goes like this:
1st - Set up the pen
2nd - Decide on a stategy (this step is usually performed silently in Dad's head and then comunicated to us in some sort of mumbly-say it under his breath-"You go there. You go here."-none of us have any idea what to do-sort of way)
3rd - We spread out (in what we hope is the correct pattern laid out in Dad's head) around the geese and slowly walk together. The geese cannot fly during this time of year and so they are herded right where they are suppose to go
4th - We then close the pen around them, extract 4 or 5 feathers, and place them into the tralier
Usually we will have a few geese that will try and go against the flow of things. They are the real challenge. Herding one paniced goose is much harder that herding 20-100 alert, but calm geese. They really do like to stay with their friends.
The reason that we pull the feathers is that by the time the feathers grow back and the geese are able to fly again, they have forgotten where they came from. This way, they don't fly right back as soon as we move them. It's a lot like pulling a hair from your head or pulling a hangnail: not fun but not too irritating.
This year, we only had about 22 geese and none of them escaped from the pack. It went excetionally well. It was the best job we've ever done.
But no matter how easy it was, no matter how well we did, it is still CRAZY that this is something our family does. Seriously, who does this kind of stuff?....We do.
And to us, it's normal. That can't be good.
Taking our positions
Here they come!
If they get on the water, like they did, Kevin uses his Kayak to herd them.
Closing the pen. This is usually the point where panic sets in and someone gets told they aren't moving fast enough. It is very stressful, as you can see with Mom's tense pose.
Directions being given.
Look at that Expert Feather Remover! Man, she's good!
Everyone gets recruited!
It's not everyday that you get to hold a goose.
Geese Wranglers
As much as I tease and as odd as this hobby is, it's all worth it if this is the look on Dad's face when the job gets done.










